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An English professor wrote the words, 'A woman without her man is nothing'
on the blackboard and directed the students to punctuate it correctly.
The men wrote, A woman, without her man, is nothing. The women wrote:
A woman: without her, man is nothing. Punctuation is everything!!!


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Between the ages of 15-18, a woman is like China or
Iran.
> >>>>Developing at a sizzling rate with a lot of
potential but as yet
> >>>>still not free or open.


> >>>>Between the ages of 18-21, a woman is like
Africa or Australia.
> >>>>She is half discovered, half wild and naturally
beautiful
> >>>>with bush land around the fertile deltas.


> >>>>Between the ages of 21-30, a woman is like
America or Japan.
> >>>>Completely discovered, very well developed and
open to trade
> >>>>especially with countries with cash or cars.


> >>>>Between the ages of 30-35, she is like India or
Spain.
> >>>>Very hot, relaxed and convinced of its own
beauty.


> >>>>Between the ages of 35-40, a woman is like
France or Argentina.
> >>>>She may have been half destroyed during the war
but can still
> >>>>be a warm and desirable place to visit.


> >>>>Between the ages of 40-50, she is like
Yugoslavia or Iraq.
> >>>>She lost the war and is haunted by past
mistakes. Massive
> >>>>reconstruction is now necessary.


> >>>>Between the ages of 50-60, she is like Russia or
Canada.
> >>>>Very wide, quiet and the borders are practically
unpatrolled but
> >>>>the frigid climate keeps people away.


> >>>>Between the ages of 60-70, a woman is like
England or Mongolia.
> >>>>A glorious and all conquering past but alas no
future.


> >>>>After 70, they become Afghanistan or Pakistan.
> >>>>Everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to
go there.


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